Here are the most creative use of Spam we have thought of:
Spam Can Be Used As A (AN):
Weapon for mass murder
Oil-based lubricant
Foundation for your dreamhouse
Bug repellant or attractor
Your science project
Building blocks for preschoolers
Wallpaper
Wallpaper paste
Glue
As a form of currency in some countries
Floatation device
New material for breast implants
Launch pad for the space shuttle (hey somebody tell nasa)
Non-drowsy antihistamine
Vicks vapo-rub substitute
Whoopie Cushion
Pin Cushion
Voodoo doll
Halloween Treats
Proof of alien life
Possible Bomb, if put onto carry-on luggage
